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Mr. Fancypants

Chances are you pants are not as fancy as the pair

of very fancy pants, that mr. fancypants would wear.

when everybodies marchin in the fancy pants parade

he’s gonna be the best, he’s gonna pass the test.

the best in terms of pants.

You look in every catoluge and shop in every store.

cuz even though you have a hundred pants you want some more.

then suddenly you see the greatest pants you’ve ever seen.

and even though you know its gonna cost alot of dough

you have to have the worlds best pants.

Say a little prayer for mr. fancy pants.

the whole world knows its only clothes yet deep inside he’s sad.

They make the bid annoucment and the trophy goes to you.

you thought you had some fancy pants and now you know its true.

you look at mr. fancypants and hold the trophy high

everybody cheers while he’s blinking back the tears.

he doesn’t even have the best pants.

by johnathan coulton

Happy Birthday Dobber.

April 20, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized | ,

1 Comment »

  1. Thank you kindly. I admit, I have had my share of ‘fancy pants’. Not that I am a ‘Mr Fancy Pants’ by any measure of the word.

    Even now, when I am supposed to, or rather feel compelled to display a certain level of proffesionalism in appearance I yearn for the fancy pants days. When walking by a display of ‘fancy pants’ or ‘fancy scrub pants’ in a catalog (that would be better suited for a flambouyant male nurse working in a pediatrics office), I secretly deep down inside wish I too could wear those fancy pants.

    On another subject, this will be a lucky, amazing year for those of use like Matt and I who are 33 this year. Its a lucky number.

    Comment by Dallon D | April 23, 2008 | Reply

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