Bitterbarn’s Weblog

aka “The Bull” (some content not suitable for children or religous zealots)

Dental appointment and … Pepper spray.

No Secret I don’t like Dogs as much as the next guy. Not sure why, I just don’t trust them. Thier animals, you can’t reason with them. (heh, reminds my of adminstrators in Texes) I digress.

This new place we live has a Dog problem, Our neighbors have a pit bull that is allowed to roam the streets unfettered. I’ve called the police and animal controle to verify the constantly broken city ordinance envolving leashes and dogs.

One officer suggested we buy some “pepperspray”. I purchased some; found next to the bear repellant spray and Sportsmans warehouse. Its Important to note at this time that “PEPPER” is not the only active ingredient in “pepper spray”. CS gas, CS is short for 2-chlorobenzalmalononitrile if anyone cares. CS is whats is used in Riot or “tear” gas for crowd controle.\

The kids where excited to have weapon against the fell beasts that roam the streets in our neighborhood and unbeknownst to me; my child concealed this weapon and took it with her to the Dentist office on Tuesday. She claims that when she sat down the weapon “pepper spray” discharged in her pocket. well, you can only imagine the mayhem brought upon the entire dentist office at this point. I believe I have every right to embarrass my children beyond belief when they get older as payback.

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August 8, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , ,

5 Comments »

  1. Well you certainly don’t want to set that Pepper Spray off in a room full of people. I can just bet that they all really scrambled!

    Comment by Mike Armstrong | August 9, 2008 | Reply

  2. You gave pepper-spray to a child? Are you outside your mind? Why not hand them a .45 while you’re at it?

    Comment by Resident Genius | August 11, 2008 | Reply

  3. I didn’t “give” it to them.

    Comment by the bull | August 12, 2008 | Reply

  4. yeah he did

    Comment by melissa smith | August 12, 2008 | Reply

  5. Which one of your children had it in their pocket? This will be really fun to tell them later…

    Comment by Ashley Nagel | August 24, 2008 | Reply


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